DISCLAIMER: This is my take on TWEWY and the "Joshua=Jesus" concept. I own nothing. I am doing this purely for entertainment and to make laugh.










Hello, loyal subjects, I am Yoshiya Kiryu, the creator and Composer of the Reaper's game. Those of you who have not played my precious game probably know me from The World Ends With You. I thank you for buying the game, it has given my Neku a lot of attention, which he needs desperately if he is to get out in the world.

Hello Neku Baby~ *gigglegiggle*

Aright, now lets get down to business. I would like to clear a few things up regarding everyone's assumptions about the game. About the fanon, if you will. Because of a certain scene of where I decided enough was enough and blasted a most difficult noise to oblivion, the wonderful fans have dubbed my purifying light the Jesus Beam. Also because of this dubbing, and my name tracing back to the ancient name for the Christian Savior, it had been accepted by the general community that I am Jesus. Now I will tell you this once, and only once, so please listen well.

I am NOT Jesus.

Sanae is.

Obviously.

"But Angel Master Joshua-sama, Mr. H isn't Jesus, you are!!". Sorry, little one, but you are sadly mistaken. Yes, I am quite powerful and all knowing, however that does not make me Jesus. That child does not have my curly flaxen hair. Nor does he have my amethyst eyes. If he did you think that Christianity would emphasize that, no?

"But Angel Master Joshua-sama, if you're not Jesus, then who are you?" Well that's quite simple, little one.

I am God.

Yes, God.

As in ruler over the world and all your souls.

Make sense now?

Good.

And yes, this means my soon to be fiancée Neku Baby is in a romantic relationship with God.

You should have seen the look on his face when he found out~ *giggles*

Anyways, I was just here to clear a few things up... oh! and Jaspen-san will be putting up a family tree soon, showing everyone's relations to everyone else. But until then, I shall give you a preview--

*Sho pointing at words on board with pointer*

Sephiroth + Cloud = Riku
Riku + Sora = Neku
Neku + Me(Joshua) = ???

Sho: .... this math is zetta boring *goes to see Variable*

Ooohhh, I wonder who "???" is *gigglegiggle*~

Thank you for listening, my children~

"You're welcome Ultimate Master Kami Joshua-sama!!"




~~~SHAMELESS PLUG CORNER OF AWESOMENESS~~~:
[link] This picture is absolutely wonderful.
Sho: Variable did a zetta awesome job *nodnodnod*


P.S.: Thank you Jaspen-sama for letting me hijacking Torqe and your DA journal. I had quite an enjoyable time~


Joshua~